Yesterday, I ate something that did not agree with my (sissy) stomach. Guess who was up at 1 and 3? I’m old. I’m an old man.
When I did manage to crawl back into bed I felt a tickle in my nose. What’s that? And my allergies came to visit??
I’m awake Universe, thank you! Damn.
No…yeah, today’s gonna be fucking awesome.
I’m okay, I’m okay…Fortunately it’s just cramps; not diarrhea. You can’t go ANYWHERE with allergies AND diarrhea.
Believe what I am saying, you cannot.