SWISH

I’m watching the Star Wars Holiday Special…this couldn’t have actually happened, right?

I’m tripping balls holiday-style…right?

(Thank you, Dayton)

-That opening looked like a Pizza Hut commercial.

-White Walker Wookiee. This cannot be real.

Also, I do not speak Wookie, can a bitch get subtitles?!

-Who did Luke Skywalker’s base coat? That is incorrect

-And now it’s a dirty kaleidoscope…

I’m going to pee.

-And now the Empire is in the house?! (On that green carpet!)

-🎶And then there’s Maude🎶

-OH MY GOD HE WAS GOING TO KILL THAT BABY!!

-Holy crap, it’s a cult.

-And Carrie Fisher sings it home.

Worth it! Show me how to live!!! 💜💜

“May the Force be with you.”

And also with you.

Published by Chanzy

No One from Nowhere

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