I’m watching the Star Wars Holiday Special…this couldn’t have actually happened, right?
I’m tripping balls holiday-style…right?
(Thank you, Dayton)
-That opening looked like a Pizza Hut commercial.
-White Walker Wookiee. This cannot be real.
Also, I do not speak Wookie, can a bitch get subtitles?!
-Who did Luke Skywalker’s base coat? That is incorrect…
-And now it’s a dirty kaleidoscope￼…
I’m going to pee.
-And now the Empire is in the house?! (On that green carpet!)
-🎶And then there’s Maude🎶
-OH MY GOD HE WAS GOING TO KILL THAT BABY!!
-Holy crap, it’s a cult.
-And Carrie Fisher sings it home￼.
Worth it! Show me how to live!!! 💜💜
“May the Force be with you.”
And also with you.