In Kindergarten our handwriting teacher freaked out on me.
I was a Lefty and it was not okay.
She was not fucking around.
She screamed at me for a while.
Thank goodness that’s all she did.
I cannot write with my right hand, and I could tell she really wanted to mess up my left hand. I know people. I can do things with my right hand I can’t with my left hand.
IT’S NOT ENOUGH THAT I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO USE THAT BULLSHIT SHARPENER?! ￼
When the guy at the top of roll call gets verbally flayed in front of everyone because of “Jesus”(?) SUpRisE- only lefty in class. I don’t fucking know, she was swinging wide. She flat-out went on a sideways religious rant.
I am not evil you crazy heifer….I’m sorry Miss!
She was scary.
But a Bitch has good handwriting
What was I saying?
If you’re freaking out,
Trying tugging on your earlobe,
One long tug, slow
🎶Don’t Hurt Yourself🎶
Whichever hand is dominant
No Judge Judys here.