I’m supposed to wear glasses.
Big fat freaking Bifocals.
I prefer to wear them,
I can not HANDLE putting something on my own face that can fog up and leave me BLIND.
And when you’re a goofball they are always flying off of your face!
I’m dealing with it.
Tape em up like they used to.
I already look older.
The glasses, I look like someone, but the voice is still juvenile.
I DON’T like it.
Old people are supposed to sound like the GROUND is calling you home.
I sound like a live action peach.
No, it sounds cute, but that is not what I am going for.
Live Action Spruce is what I’m going for.