This made my day.
No, I’m not jealous, you are jealous.
Is He? Yes, he is.
Working Those High Waisted Jeans.
With Zero Fear.
No, I am not jealous.
May I call him “Great White Shirt”?
May I call him “Jeans”?
Eyes on the Target.
I wish he was about… 37, but other than that.
I know it’s selfish. Whatever.