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Can you guess what my favorite part of Tiger King was?

It’s easy if you know me.

Since I was very young I wanted a jaguar as a pet.

Jaguars are not pets.

They are my favorite.

It’s a Black Jaguar, it has always been a black jaguar.

THEY EAT ANACONDAS.

Natures “I Wish You Would.”

Snow Leopard is a VERY close second, but I think they are all deat.

I don’t even like zoos.

Aquariums aren’t terrible.

Sea World is Wet Tiger King.

I was in a bad place when I started this episode. Season 2 Episode 4.

Oh My GOD THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST KICKED AN OWL!!

Hold up.

This is insane.

-Busted Garth Brooks and his Bisexual Vibe.

-Iron Man he is not. I did not like Her. If you’re constantly keeping people in line violent words, the become less effective. People like that work on my nerves, those animals are miserable.

Are you a Preserve? Then shut the fuck up.

Published by Chanzy

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