Chanzy

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I Am thinking. Of shaving my head. I’ve had the same hair a little too long. I never do anything with it. Last night might have been the decider. You know who is worth a gillion dollars? Jason Statham. I know. Good for You, Honey. I didn’t even watch those movies because I felt likeContinue reading “O”

Evil

Is evil I don’t care what hat it is wearing.

AAANNNDDD

It is the FATHER that determines the Height of a child. FUCK! And I’m understanding the looks my Mother’s Brothers used to give my Dad. Which is FUCKING RIDICULOUS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. She could be Brienne of Tarth and it would not matter my master plan is FUCKED! I really needed giant babiesContinue reading “AAANNNDDD”

Looking Back

I knew I was most likely British Yes. 93% Irish? Whatever. I think English, my Grandfather says Irish, but I think it’s because he finds the English embarrassing. Whatever. We are who we are. Scotch? I DON’T EVEN care ANYMORE I KNOW it’s not the same thing don’t freaking start. Where nearly 5% Scandinavian cameContinue reading “Looking Back”

Raw

Can you guess what my favorite part of Tiger King was? It’s easy if you know me. Since I was very young I wanted a jaguar as a pet. Jaguars are not pets. They are my favorite. It’s a Black Jaguar, it has always been a black jaguar. THEY EAT ANACONDAS. Natures “I Wish YouContinue reading “Raw”

Workout List (Today)

The Chimney

Isn’t the only thing He’s coming down. (YOU LOVE THAT HOLIDAY SLAM) This is the craziest shit I have even seen, and it is a commercial, Now, it feels like they are outright beaconing me. That was so cool. Cold. Is there a height requirement? Happy Holidays, Merry All. That was something else.

Tonight’s Dinner

Will be sushi Paired with Sushi Served with Water from the Hose Out Back. And we might stop for Ice Cream. CHEAP ICE CREAM, YOU ARE NOT SLICK.

Goodnight

Tonights Episode is Succession featuring- followed by Motherhood

Midnight Snack

🎶Hot Cocoa In the mid-dle of the NIGHT!🎶 Drink it before it gets cold, please.

That Hat

Is freaking FABULOUS I’m getting one in every color! I’m not, but I should. I love it. I absolutely love it.

Q-Force

Was freaking great. I just started it randomly and I couldn’t stop. I understand that there have been some negative reviews, Give it a shot. It made me laugh and I’m jaded. It feels like one of those shows that is horribly underrated.

My Name, Episode 2 (Recap)

This episode opens right up with a fight between Ji-woo and Gang-jae, and it is fantastic. At the end of the first episode, a free-for-all cage match ends with them about to get it on. WHAM. The choreography for this series is out of sight. During this scene, we see nothing held back from eitherContinue reading “My Name, Episode 2 (Recap)”

Dreamland

Yesterday, I did everything I meant to do except nap and meditate. They are so important. Do you sleep well? I’ve never been the best sleeper. Here’s to getting it right tomorrow. Don’t you make fun of me. No-you-are old. Stay Safe, Please. Have a good weekend. Eat something greasy, I will not tell. AreContinue reading “Dreamland”

Ruff Rider

This book is amazing. You’ll Never Believe What Happened to Lacey (2021) by Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar Should NOT be the first book I’ve read like this. It was not what I was expecting. You think, 20-or-so essays about a specific- THERE ISN’T ENOUGH SPACE! It’s incredible. If you can, get the hardcover andContinue reading “Ruff Rider”

Thank You

Thank You Guys. You are my favorite. Today has been long.

K.W.

KWAP is not f*cking around Damn Straight.

Yesterday,

I went at that workout. Today, my right tricep is on fire. Because being healthy is pretty new to me, I still have to deal with some baggage from my former lazy thinking. I have had arthritis since I was 25. Basically, it’s Do I want to be perpetually sore? Or Do I want myContinue reading “Yesterday,”

Alison

If you haven’t seen the documentary Alison (2016) – Do yourself a favor. You can Stream on Amazon Prime. However you get there, it’s a great movie. Alison Botha. I am in love. I could watch stories of survival all damn day. Show me what you got.

Stars

In Breach, I spoke to one aspect of growing up homosexual. Today I’d like to talk to those who are struggling to bear it. People who grow up next to culture or large cities have a different experience on the whole. Of course, there are those in cities who have it much worse, IContinue reading “Stars”

A Day

First, Yoga is not his favorite. It is so good for your body, he isn’t graceful, don’t stand to close. Then, he Polished off an Apple. He Never eats enough of the right stuff. Next, He Went to the Barbershop. Left Looking Like- Came back looking like- He has got to sleep better, but alright.Continue reading “A Day”

Drop

I’ve already grown used to writing in a decent word processor again and it has been a decade since I had one. I know I could’ve gotten one between then and now, but you know how it is, you think I’ve got this, and WordPad ain’t so bad. It wasn’t so good either. (Was IContinue reading “Drop”

Western

We are headed out west. Washington Coast 125 Acres 3 residences Way too much Money. You love it. I’m not showing it to you…yet. Are you ready? We’re going in. And- Thank You for Stopping By. You Rock. Seriously, go to sleep. Or Wake Up! Whatever. Thank You. ⚡️☣︎💜

Marblehead

Tonight we are going to New York 8 Acres Join me, won’t you? Clap On Clap Off- We’ll get there. You don’t know. Except ours will be prettier, you watch.

Estate

Come with me, won’t you? We’re going to Virginia. 60 some-odd acres. But does it have a Steam Room?

Say it

You say it, Honey He has rocked my world today.

1080

Going into fifth grade my Father married our Stepmother and we moved into the city. Calling Slocomb a city is like calling Dothan “Birmingham”. Trust me, that killed in Alabama. We’d been living on my Father’s bosses property in a trailer that belonged to us. We had love if nothing else. When our Stepmother enteredContinue reading “1080”

Down

Where I come from, the laws women’s reproductive health were archaic. When I was very young the only women who had access to birth control were married women. That is some toxic male bullshit meant to keep Women in line. What I am sick of seeing are all of these nasty comments like- “You should’veContinue reading “Down”

Slay

He wants to be Buffy but he is a total Faith 🙄

Beautiful

He looks like he smells like Sunshine on a Cold Morning I am Behaving He has “it”. Whatever “it” is. Good Night. Plead for Mercy, Bitch! Ruthless. I am in love.

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🎶And Theyll Want to be in my Life🎶

Beacon

More than once at the Assembly Church, they’d run out of oil in the “fancy” bottle, and they’d break out that Piggly Wiggly Brand Olive Oil. Yes, they did. Yes, they did!They absolutely did that-With-the BS TonguesThey scared the hell outta me.Baptists annoyed meThe Assembly Scared meMethodists Bored meThe Lutherans almost had me, that dragContinue reading “Beacon”

Red

This is the Hottest thing I have seen this year That was alright.

Gurl

That ref has boundary issues. Why do we need commentary when there’s an audience?Whatever. I am in love. https://youtu.be/FSfvXPaXpn4

Fan

I’m a Fan You Better Strut 🔥 HOT!🔥 That was hot.

Royal

I just need my classmates to acknowledge that I would’ve won. I need to hear you say it. They were all Human, I was only PART Human. I could survive outside and it was the law, y’all. It would have been a different movie. If I had to I would’ve tried to get everyone atContinue reading “Royal”

Gon-e

I met Ron Jeremy at the FAIRFIELD INN in Dothan. There was a Courtyard right next door. …..Budgets. I had not seen any of his movies but I had seen Orgazmo. (*Have not. Woof) I knew I recognized him, which I’m sure he gets a LoT. He said, “I’m an actor.” Kinda defensively. I didn’tContinue reading “Gon-e”

Kirby

My mind lets go of it, I had a weird dream about a big metal building that was in the snow. I assume Antarctica. I was broken and odd. I remembered it initially but I don’t think I got to it quick enough. I want a good one. I’m just saying it’s been a WHILEContinue reading “Kirby”

Workout List (Today)

I had to redo this, I was hitting the skip button too much. I came up with something new. 💜💜💜💜

Live

I saw these when they came out “JUST STOP THAT TICKING!” It changed my Life “How ’bout Some Ice?” It was with my favorite roommate. We could not get over Her. My Favorite Comedy is where a normal person is driven to go off. I love it. “WILL YOU STOP THE CLOCK WHILE I LOOKContinue reading “Live”

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Represent Show ‘Em Where It Is! Oh!

HOW

Here’s a question- How (in the world) does wanting to sleep with someone who’s more masculine make you less gay? I’ll wait. That is incorrect. I once overheard a boy say, “It isn’t gay if it’s Chanzy.” It made me angry. Everything makes me angry but that one I remember. It cannot be “less gay”.Continue reading “HOW”

OUT

I came out to a friend’s Mother and She said, “That’s wonderful, here’s some cake.” At which point I was presented with chocolate cake. She was also the person who figured out that red was my color. I didn’t even know. I have had different coming out experiences, hear me, HAVE HAD DIFFERENT COMING OUTContinue reading “OUT”

Nevertheless

This show has been alright. The way She looks at Him when He says he fell in love at that gallery. I love that. That is my blood type. The entire cast came to slay. Watching the finale now. Change your life.

Poll

I am freaked out over Afghanistan. People think I’m all Rah-Rah but no, that was a fiasco. I’m a patriot, not a moron. Just in case you were wondering, I’m just trying to behave. It never should’ve happened. I cannot think about the Women or my Brothers and Sisters, and I CERTAINLY cannot think aboutContinue reading “Poll”

A.G.

Amazing Grace Faith Fellowship Google that shit, if you ever wonder. I was part of the 1st congregation. And I helped recruit people who I assume still go there. I really wanted to behave. Please understand, I truly believed the bullshit about being cured. But no. Assembly ain’t scared this Bitch. You better come correct.Continue reading “A.G.”

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Yes Mam. (And I hate it when people say that.)

UP

I keep thinking I’m 30 even though I am aware that I’m not. People in their late 20’s are alright. I usually think they’re only a couple of years off, right? Try SEVEN, you Haggard-Ass Bitch. He’s Fine. He is thrilled with every bit of time He gets. And I face the aging thing hard.Continue reading “UP”

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This made my day. No, I’m not jealous, you are jealous. Is He? Yes, he is. Working Those High Waisted Jeans. With Zero Fear. The Audacity. No, I am not jealous. May I call him “Great White Shirt”? No? May I call him “Jeans”? Work Work WORK Eyes on the Target. I wish he wasContinue reading “🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶”

Doing Time on Maple Drive

This movie is a freaking MESS. And my Husband is a Double Mess for making me watch it. Him- “It gets worse” Me- “It Cannot get worse.” Found it on YouTube Change Your Life