OUAT II

I could watch the Heart Snatch scene from “Welcome to Storybrooke” on a loop. And the best part ON A LOOP!!! ******* Can we talk?? If you ever need to feel better about your family tree- Henry’s Grandmother is also his StepSister which makes Emma his Mother as well as his StepNiece… “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”

Antebellum

I’m watching it now, halfway through, fuck those one star reviews already. We aren’t even done-and fuck those one star reviews. It’s worth the price of admission. ***** Drag that bitch like Janelle Monáe. “Thank you so much, Rebecca!” like Gabourey Sidibe. ***** I feel like the only “folks” who want their money back forContinue reading “Antebellum”

On Robert Pants I

He was also *MARRIED* before he got *FAMOUS*. Robert(aka-Spongebob)Pants* is my ex-husband. I don’t know what the “Square” is about…Hollywood…🙄 He’s a good person…except he’s a freaking enchanted cleaning object. He was the sweetest thing I’d ever met. He saved me from a rip current near Bikini Atoll and I built that stupid fucking tree-dome…likeContinue reading “On Robert Pants I”

The Best Sandwich

Is a modified chicken club. A big hunk of you favorite bread -Grilled Chicken -Bacon -Pepperoni(Let Me Finish!) -(Light)Pizza style Marina -Cheese Blend -Toast that shit up sexy -Lettuce -Onions(sometimes) -Black Olives -Banana Peppers -Salt Pepper -One line of ranch on the way out 🙏