Reset

My insomnia is bucking like it always does this time of year. We both kind of hate spring. You think late winter is bleak but I hate the heat. Summer will be better. I’ve had a wheeze since COVID and all I can think of is right now how to alleviate the embarrassing thing. FreakingContinue reading “Reset”

Content

POV-I’m just trying to live my life and make a TikTok and my mofo phone has died seven mofo times. I had to walk away. Don’t be Kirby with the Hammer… Don’t be Kirby. “Update” my ass. I’m tired of smart phones anyway, I know I have to have at least one, fuck the world,Continue reading “Content”

Take Me Away

I think I murdered the soundtrack today I have no alibi, I will not be answering questions at this time. It’s chaos. His mind is chaos. I heard somewhere that as people age they start hating music that is current and I said, No, thank you. Music is inherently good, it’s just terrible artists. YouContinue reading “Take Me Away”

Pleaster

Hello, Hello!! Welcome Back! First off, let me say, Sorry for the absence of any decent content in so long. He is in charge of a frozen continent and sometimes the waters surrounding this bitch get choppy. You are welcome here, and I am glad to have you. Today is as good as any toContinue reading “Pleaster”

Tonight’s Episode

Will be Chakram. Season 5 Edpisode 2. Featuring Big Sexy And Brokeback HailMary. If you get that joke we should be friends. hit me up. And Clover Valley Jesus. (Ugh.) hate Eli. I’m sorry. Hate him hate him hate him, I’m sorry. There are some very racist episodes of Xena Warrior Princess….. Like that blackfaceContinue reading “Tonight’s Episode”

Tonight’s Episode

Yesterday, I put my earrings back in after not wearing them for a year. I have been in various degrees of defensive dress for a while. It’s Enough. You Potato. I look much better with them in. I’m sorry if earrings offend you, it is not really my choice. Pardon me- My earlobes aren’t asContinue reading “Tonight’s Episode”

🎶Alright🎶

I’m feeling this. I was not starting. what I meant to say was *Nothing!* Just a pretty man in a corset. (Corset? Probably not the right word, have mercy.) That’s how you get a dollar fifty is what that is. I do have a Jackson Wang joke, Imagine we’re playing i’d rather. “I would ratherContinue reading “🎶Alright🎶”

Tonight’s Episode

Will be The Quest, Starring- followed by A Neccesary Evil Join me, won’t you? I have got to start going to bed earlier. Don’t be an insomniac, you guys. For Cereal. A Necessary Evil is all about the way Callisto looks at Gabrielle right after she bashes Her. It gets me every time. I knowContinue reading “Tonight’s Episode”

Tonight’s Episode

Will be Return of Callisto Featuring Season 2. Followed by Intimate Stranger Love her. Love Callisto, Love their dynamic. Because a Bitch gets it, is why Good night. Sweet Dreams. 🌹 PS- She did murder her, now. That in itself would prove a motive for everything else she did. Just saying. Already killed her family,Continue reading “Tonight’s Episode”

O

I Am thinking. Of shaving my head. I’ve had the same hair a little too long. I never do anything with it. Last night might have been the decider. You know who is worth a gillion dollars? Jason Statham. I know. Good for You, Honey. I didn’t even watch those movies because I felt likeContinue reading “O”