I have to exercise before I get in the tub! I keep forgetting and I can’t put it off! DAMN IT!-DAMN IT!-DAMN IT! As Shelley Long once said. He was so tired and grouchy this morning he broke down and drank coffee. Yeah, today is MARVELOUS. And now I have to SWEAT. He’s fine, it’sContinue reading “Roar”

I Think

When I get Home, I’m going to put on of my old teachers on blast. He freaked outing a “loser“ kid because no one cared, but I was standing right there. I didn’t say anything then but I didn’t have to, I got it. No, I got it. Fuck you, “it’s too late”. It’s neverContinue reading “I Think”

Tell Me

You Love Me First of all I freaking Loved the Fear Street Books. I read this in the 90’s. It was just better. I’m looking at Netflix, they’re going into the backstory. I don’t think I’m watching it but damn that’s nice. Like when I started Game of Thrones right before it premiered. I hadContinue reading “Tell Me”


I don’t know how I know, but Female Sex Workers (most Sex Workers) have no time for homosexual men. I thought it was the “no business” aspect. It’s because the Homos will beat any price.* I don’t know how I know, but it’s true. (Or you know, whatever, if I gotta go there.) (One dayContinue reading “True”


He Thought because he didn’t get any fatter in the waist he was safe. Every bit of weight I gained has just made other parts of my body jiggle unnecessarily. It’s fine. I’ll tell you how I found out. I’m a believer in working out all over and as quick as possible. I’m thinking aboutContinue reading “Shook”


I have to figure out where to stream this- Number….5 today it is number 5. I’m behaving. “What was that?” I am in love with Her. That Slap is Everything


There were two boys named Zach and Daniel. Zach was in my circle of people. Daniel was big fat jerk. Daniel would find some reason to mock me everytime I saw him, usually in front of other. Classic Jerk Bully. Honestly, nothing super rough just a mean-ass. Zacharias was a fucking Monster. He would waitContinue reading “Bull”


The term “Reverse Skarsgård” just popped into my head. Tall and Yellow Hair vs Short and Brown Hair. Reverse Skarsgård B-Side Skarsgård Have fun with that. That one hurt.


I am a grown-ass man And I am going to justify this cup of coffee. I am go-ing to justify this cup of coffee. Yes, at 8:30! Yes, with fig-newtowns, yes! Five of them! I got shit to do! He’s quitting coffee. It’s fine.

Today’s Lunch

Will be Chicken Sandwiches with Mayo, Pickles and Cheese, Paired with Water And a knock off MegaRed so I don’t freakin’ die. And I better not hear any shit about it. I KNOW, it’s 3-o-clock. What kind of psychopath actually eats lunch at noon? is my question.


Because I am abnormal, I never actual thought of intercourse when I was a teenager. I wanted to wrestle with someone, preferably someone I couldn’t hurt, followed by some low-key cuddling, certainly no grinding. Not ONCE. Jesus Christ. He’s a fucking moron. I knew what sex was. Stupid.