Yesterday, I had trouble eating. It turned into trouble sleeping. Late last night, it had been so long since I ate I got hunger pains. You know those, it feels like you’re being punched and somehow also gassy. I’m alright. I knew I should’ve grabbed something sooner, but I didn’t. Don’t ever think you’re okayContinue reading “Empty”
Are we finally at the spot where I’m allowed to admit the feminine men are where it’s at? Is that alright yet? Obviously, I can only speak for my personal preferences, but still. Age is irrelevant. Yes, pretty. And a little frail-looking, if I’m honest. He can be bigger so long as I can liftContinue reading “People”
When I first got out on my own my Mother gave me some good advice. She said, “Don’t sleep with anyone.” It was the Exact opposite of what EveryOne else was saying. Basically, it was the 6 Month rule. I know she was worried about me picking up something from a VERY small dating pool.Continue reading “First”
Before I was afraid of the dark, I would nap outside at anytime, wherever I found a spot. When you live out in the country you can do that. I’d always get sleepy a sunset, doze off for an hour and get home before the stars were out. So. What HAPPENED WAS I passed outContinue reading “Lights”
Aha! Guess who got a nap today? That was nice.
Should Host SNL in the States With musical guest 2PM Set it up. If they even would. I loved there appliance on SNL THAT would be entertaining.
There were two boys named Zach and Daniel. Zach was in my circle of people. Daniel was big fat jerk. Daniel would find some reason to mock me everytime I saw him, usually in front of other. Classic Jerk Bully. Honestly, nothing super rough just a mean-ass. Zacharias was a fucking Monster. He would waitContinue reading “Bull”
Your Name Engraved Herein (2020) Was a BEAUTIFUL freaking movie. Oh my God that was amazing. Holy Crap. No. no. FUCK your Brokeback Mountain-THAT is what we are looking for with “complicated”. I never fell in love with any classmates. I did have a secret codeword with one of my best friends as well. (“Punk”Continue reading “Wave”
The term “Reverse Skarsgård” just popped into my head. Tall and Yellow Hair vs Short and Brown Hair. Reverse Skarsgård B-Side Skarsgård Have fun with that. That one hurt.
Better Strut “No skips, swear to God.” Jolt.
Witch Music!! I freaking love songs that sound magic. Yes!! Fuck you, I don’t care. I do not care.
When I first started watching Revenge I thought I identified with Madeleine Stowe’s Victoria Grayson. It wasn’t far off. My Mother also had long black hair. I assumed that was why I loved her, she reminded me of my Mother (or myself). Then, CONRAD starts showing his true self, INCLUDING the fact that he lovesContinue reading “Gray”
My favorite tv show right now is (Netflix Name) Bring it on, Ghost! with Taecyeon It has been my favorite since I saw it earlier this year. I really like it. I like all of it.
I am a grown-ass man And I am going to justify this cup of coffee. I am go-ing to justify this cup of coffee. Yes, at 8:30! Yes, with fig-newtowns, yes! Five of them! I got shit to do! He’s quitting coffee. It’s fine.
I have a new obsession. Come with me now. Netflix. Oh My Ghost (2015) You don’t even know. When she put those bells around her neck?!? “Im the only one who can hear it and who can take it off.” OWNED just like that, it’s over I’m on Episode 6, and at least twice perContinue reading “Oh.”
Will be Chicken Sandwiches with Mayo, Pickles and Cheese, Paired with Water And a knock off MegaRed so I don’t freakin’ die. And I better not hear any shit about it. I KNOW, it’s 3-o-clock. What kind of psychopath actually eats lunch at noon? is my question.
Because I am abnormal, I never actual thought of intercourse when I was a teenager. I wanted to wrestle with someone, preferably someone I couldn’t hurt, followed by some low-key cuddling, certainly no grinding. Not ONCE. Jesus Christ. He’s a fucking moron. I knew what sex was. Stupid.
Once, in gym class I was running recklessly fast and I pitched forward. I was going so fast, I rolled and came right back up running, faster, to the shouts of delight. My PE Teacher and one wide-eyed popular boy had seen it. I acted like it didn’t happen. I felt like a fucking PowerContinue reading “Weeeeeeee”
Demon’s Crest I’m sorry, I can’t think of anything else. I’ma get that sumbitchin’ game.
I woke up in a mood. Number 4 is the saddest thing you ever heard. You think you’re ready, but she will break you. 🎶Whatever You Say🎶
My Favorite thing to do with my Father was look for arrowheads. I didn’t care for fishing, but I loved the woods. I swam in many a river. When we were little, our Dad taught us how arrowheads shine light a light when the sun is right. And how a heavy rain washes them out.Continue reading “Fave”
I’m not writing 37 of these today. I will say, If you set up the coffee every time you finish drinking coffee, You never have to worry about it. There it is. 🎶Push Da Button🎶
Kevin Can Fuck Himself on AMC is Great Oh My God, Definitely one of my Favorites. Do yourself a favor. Alright 2021
I had a disturbing dream about killer whales. More specifically, a huge pod (thousands). Feeding. Somehow, we were allegedly safe because they were focused on other food. We were travelling in the middle of an orca feeding frenzy to stay safe from the greater danger outside, that drove us into the chaos. Even in myContinue reading “Last Night”
They’re all slowjams. ……….. What I meant to say is that I’m grateful. I was about to give up until The Cafe. I didn’t say that. Don’t give up, you should listen to it. Must By 2PM. You Must. So, it’s a groovin’ album? No, the old bitch gets it. I get it. He saidContinue reading “6:45”
Once, I was working a very labor-intensive job. I loved it. I fucking loved it. I was paid well, and I got to sweat at work so exercise was redundant. I love shit like that. Anyway, the owner’s son was on the same team as me a good deal of the time. We were aboutContinue reading “Demo-n”
When I was home for Father’s Day, we had to drive down lots of country roads. We were in between Florida and Alabama, out in the ether, and something occurred to me. I said, “You would think that being out here, it would be hard to find someone…” I was talking about homosexual intercourse, “butContinue reading “Skittles”
When we were down for Fathers Day, I resolved to show my Husband a secret neighborhood. Where I grew up, there is a secret neighborhood that is right off the main highway. I assume the houses were build when the Mill went in. As a poor bitch I never had a reason to go there.Continue reading “Storybrooke”
Will Be Half a Bag of Golden Flake Dip Style Sour Cream and Onion Chips Paired with an Entire Pineapple Faygo. And I better not better not hear any shit about it. No, YOU are hung over.
I don’t know why (And I may be wrong) *GENERALLY SPEAKING* When a man cheats on a woman, I’m on her side. When a woman cheats on a man I am still on her side. (Particularly when he comes at her angry for said indiscretion. Nope. I don’t give a shit for your feelings. IContinue reading “Heat”
This one still makes me angry. When I was a young child, My Father let us adopt a dog. He was an outside dog, but he was ours. He was beige and had a white ring around his neck. His name was Lucky. One day, out in the woods, I heard an awful sound. BeingContinue reading “🍀”
In my dream, I was “being shown” early Life. (?Something) I don’t want to think about it too much. I Awoke in the Water. I was taken everywhere by Water. I was in the Water when it was full of Life. I was in the Water when the only Life was isolated, deformed, underwater cave-mutants.Continue reading “B.D.”
One of you Bitches got an enchanted apple? Because a bitch is tired, is why.
What is incredible is that my entire life, I felt like I was cosmically short-changed, when, as bad as it ever was, I’ve always been very lucky. I mean, “light changing at the last minute” lucky. You forget things like that. I know I did. No…no one can run like me. Specifically, scared running? No.Continue reading “G.L.B.”
Rewatching, Once Upon a Time. I cannot believe Rumplestilskin killed Whitney Huston. I forgot about the cover-up. She Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bit It. 🎶It’s Possible🎶 I miss Whitney Huston.
My Copy final copy of the Codex Alera arrived. Academ’s Fury I found the last copy for $31. And they had to change the artwork for the one that still hasn’t sold. Trying to get a better angle? HAHA! YES!!! Nothing… just a call back to a former rant “Every Day” *STILL!*
It was decent. If you imagine she got that cane bloody, it was decent. (Spoilers) Go for it. So… those puppies were hers? Is that what we’re saying?? because that is NOT what they told people. Just saying. She should’ve Maleficent-ed Mommy Dearest, but it’s alright. At least they let us see it. I loveContinue reading “Cruella”
I was alone out there And outside of me was dark(er) Big Squares. And I felt their faces Big Grinning Eyes. Insidious Curiosity. To be fighting far from Home And catch the Gaze of an U.N.known (Monster…) Alien. WhAM! Nope. Make them FEEL IT. First Impressions can be wrong. And sometimes they’re not. Don’t Die,Continue reading “Doodle”
I love (LOVE) feeding my yard birds. I don’t know why, but it is incredibly therapeutic. They are so smart. The Crows are my favorite. BlueJays are a close second. When people used to talk about birdwatching I would check out. Let me tell you something, it is freaking insane. Watch a bird stack twoContinue reading “Featherweight”
Remember when the Principal from Kindergarten Cop snapped and started killing the shit outta everyone? Google It! It’s the best/worst thing you will see in your life. It’s so bad. But it is also great…fucking AMAZING.
I call the gym Gay Church He is not amused.
I am someone who enjoys the original version of things. Not a purist, but certainly particular. There is no such thing as “culture” where I’m from, and I’ve had to learn all of this solo. I hate relizing something I already love is only a dull remake of something superior. It happened more frequently beforeContinue reading “Dead Book Walking”
Sheila could’ve made some damn money with Victoria slinging that art. No one told her. I thought I understood Victoria so well and one day around season 3 I realized I loved her so much because she reminds me of someone I love very much… That would make me Conrad. I freaking wish. I loveContinue reading “Reflections on Revenge”
That Book doesn’t sell on eBay is Sweet Mana from Heaven. Licking it off my fingers delicious. I made a fair offer. I really did. $60 was fair. Because I don’t have to pay $80 for a hardback that never retailed for more than $24. You ain’t slick. Gouging-ass-bitch. What is that weird, pandemic-shit? HardbackContinue reading “Every day”
I am so late- S12 Reunion Part 1 No. Snow White did not hit that mute button. I cannot believe he did. No, that is what you paid for, Narcissus. Echo Echo “I don’t like her.” He did it AGAIN Thrice!! (Am I the only one seeing the 😳 eyeballs?) They should be able toContinue reading “RHOA”
This is amazing. I could rip these reconstructions to shreds but it’s all good. “I never had to smack her.” I love Her. Go on.
I love it. Like oxygen. It is my favorite thing, tell your robot.