(Rated TV-MA!) Owwchies. I ate it so hard tonight… undeniable shit show tonight. I don’t know what happened, except maybe that I wasn’t balanced, if you understand. Twice now my instincts told me not to go up, and I did it anyway, and twice I went down in flames. Hey, fun fact, I am aContinue reading “About Last Night”
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Content
POV-I’m just trying to live my life and make a TikTok and my mofo phone has died seven mofo times. I had to walk away. Don’t be Kirby with the Hammer… Don’t be Kirby. “Update” my ass. I’m tired of smart phones anyway, I know I have to have at least one, fuck the world,Continue reading “Content”
Workout Playlist (Today)
Happy Spring!!! I hope your Week is good.💋❤️💕 Let’s hope this season is better. 🍀💰♻️ 💜 ☀️🌕🔒 Stay safe. 🌹 🕯
1080
Going into fifth grade my Father married our Stepmother and we moved into the city. Calling Slocomb a city is like calling Dothan “Birmingham”. Trust me, that killed in Alabama. We’d been living on my Father’s bosses property in a trailer that belonged to us. We had love if nothing else. When our Stepmother enteredContinue reading “1080”
SNATCH
I am so sorry and I’ve been sorry since it happened. This is something I meant to do long before now. I saw something happen and I never said anything to anyone. I saw this happen with my own eyes. Here we go. One day, near the end of a school year (or a break),Continue reading “SNATCH”
Splash
I used to swim in rivers in the rural panhandle. People talk about Aligators and Water-moccasins but they miss the Gar. Those Hillbilly Piranha? Oh my God, you never know what the river will feel like when you get in it which is weird for my OCD but alright. I love to swim. I alwaysContinue reading “Splash”
Bookfair
History has always been my favorite subject. I didn’t even know it until after I was done with school. (He’s a goober.) As far as history goes, I’ve always thought that understanding history is essential to a better future. Patterns repeat themselves. That’s why old people walk around sounding like prophets and shit. When IContinue reading “Bookfair”
C.B.
Cynthia Bailey was my least favorite housewife then I saw that she was the “least young”… Looking the way she does, what is she, magic? And She is from ALABAMA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I can’t. And She is not scared of you, as nice and sweet as she looks, she will drop kick you in the tits.Continue reading “C.B.”
Workout Playlist Today
(In alphabetical order because my headphones 🎧 save everything that way, deal with it.🇦🇶) I hate exercise as much as I love not being grotesquely obese. good music helps.
Chantarctica 