I have to exercise before I get in the tub! I keep forgetting and I can’t put it off! DAMN IT!-DAMN IT!-DAMN IT! As Shelley Long once said. He was so tired and grouchy this morning he broke down and drank coffee. Yeah, today is MARVELOUS. And now I have to SWEAT. He’s fine, it’sContinue reading “Roar”
I am so sorry and I’ve been sorry since it happened. This is something I meant to do long before now. I saw something happen and I never said anything to anyone. I saw this happen with my own eyes. Here we go. One day, near the end of a school year (or a break),Continue reading “SNATCH”
Will be Apples Paired with Kale Served with Green Tea and Honey. And I better not hear any shit about it. 💜 Gross. That Kale was dry as the desert. Moving on.
Oh my God It is there. Right There.
Tea’s ready, if you want YES, I put sugar in my tea! What?? Deal with it.
What is that dance move called where someone leans back and furiously kicks as high as possible, straight up in the air? I’d like to suggest “the Omega”. It is a finishing move. That is fucking magic. If you’ve ever seen it you have been blessed. And you have lost. I don’t know how youContinue reading “Move”
I am all the way here for this.
Will be Friday the 13th (1980) 9:35P.M. Join us, won’t you? (That was a messed up movie.) The first time a guy caught my attention his name was Jason. *********** If you don’t count that babysitter I took a nap on. Listen, I was in 1st grade. He was napping, it looked comfortable, what canContinue reading “Tonight’s Movie”
I don’t know how I know, but Female Sex Workers (most Sex Workers) have no time for homosexual men. I thought it was the “no business” aspect. It’s because the Homos will beat any price.* I don’t know how I know, but it’s true. (Or you know, whatever, if I gotta go there.) (One dayContinue reading “True”
After Highschool I found a home with my Gay Family in Dothan. What I never realized until recently was I have more contact with Black People in Slocomb. Our school hadn’t been integrated long, but it was split pretty evenly. Teachers still dogged out Black and Hispanic kids. Slocomb was half segregated, and Dothan wasContinue reading “Split”
It was tenth grade(?). My acne was finally easing off, it had me four solid years. I was about 16. I was in my bathroom having a panic attack. I couldn’t even settle into my clear face because my body started to swell. And I got oily again, leading to more flare ups. I justContinue reading “Meat”
North of Boston I don’t know why I do this to You or myself. Some parts of it seem off, but it has got the Bone Structure, Honey. I cannot go on. I know this is terrible, but if there isn’t an interior pool with a view of the ocean, I’m out. But you knowContinue reading “North”
He said With an aching foot. I think it is the last day. I freaking hope so.
I can feel a specific type of dream brewing. My mind was getting ready for it last night. It is a puzzle dream of some type. There will be others. I hope so, anyway. I want names. (Stephenie? Was Your Name Stephenie? Attractive Tall, short Auburn Hair, glasses? It’s alright.) I can’t know. It feelsContinue reading “Dreams II”
Were playing with cars and I was learning how to make dream-catchers and shit. They do work, and the answer is psychological. When you make a dream catcher you’re supposed to let the nightmare have at you in every way it wants to come. It hurts, but it gives you something to do with yourContinue reading “Other Kids”
When I was younger I loved watching my Mother put on makeup. It was like watching her get ready for War. She didn’t get ready like she was so pretty, she went at her appearance like a savage and fought it into submission. You know what is appealing? Someone who can do everything with brushes.Continue reading “Made”
I used to swim in rivers in the rural panhandle. People talk about Aligators and Water-moccasins but they miss the Gar. Those Hillbilly Piranha? Oh my God, you never know what the river will feel like when you get in it which is weird for my OCD but alright. I love to swim. I alwaysContinue reading “Splash”
I don’t “get” these, but this one is cute. Because You Don’t Have to Eat Alone. I’m a fan. Crunch. I guess I do get it.
Will be A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). 8:45 Showing Join us, won’t you? Peacock will let you stream them and Prime.
That is the post. You gotta watch Nevertheless on Netflix. The last scene between Yoon Sol & Seo Ji-Wan had me very content. Oh my Gahd.
Changed my Mind at the last second-
Is Open. We are having garlic bread and Spaghetti Sauce. Come on in.
History has always been my favorite subject. I didn’t even know it until after I was done with school. (He’s a goober.) As far as history goes, I’ve always thought that understanding history is essential to a better future. Patterns repeat themselves. That’s why old people walk around sounding like prophets and shit. When IContinue reading “Bookfair”
Yesterday, I had trouble eating. It turned into trouble sleeping. Late last night, it had been so long since I ate I got hunger pains. You know those, it feels like you’re being punched and somehow also gassy. I’m alright. I knew I should’ve grabbed something sooner, but I didn’t. Don’t ever think you’re okayContinue reading “Empty”
Are we finally at the spot where I’m allowed to admit the feminine men are where it’s at? Is that alright yet? Obviously, I can only speak for my personal preferences, but still. Age is irrelevant. Yes, pretty. And a little frail-looking, if I’m honest. He can be bigger so long as I can liftContinue reading “People”
When I first got out on my own my Mother gave me some good advice. She said, “Don’t sleep with anyone.” It was the Exact opposite of what EveryOne else was saying. Basically, it was the 6 Month rule. I know she was worried about me picking up something from a VERY small dating pool.Continue reading “First”
Before I was afraid of the dark, I would nap outside at anytime, wherever I found a spot. When you live out in the country you can do that. I’d always get sleepy a sunset, doze off for an hour and get home before the stars were out. So. What HAPPENED WAS I passed outContinue reading “Lights”
My Baby My Baby
Here’s was a rough one, I only ever used my strength to protect myself and those around me, in my own circle. There were people who had it much much much worse than we did, and I never drop kicked anyone for them. And I knew how. That is unacceptable. All that Christian hocus-pocus aboutContinue reading “Ret”
Should Host SNL in the States With musical guest 2PM Set it up. If they even would. I loved their appearance on SNL THAT would be entertaining.
There were two boys named Zach and Daniel. Zach was in my circle of people. Daniel was big fat jerk. Daniel would find some reason to mock me everytime I saw him, usually in front of other. Classic Jerk Bully. Honestly, nothing super rough just a mean-ass. Zacharias was a fucking Monster. He would waitContinue reading “Bull”
Only respect power. That is IT. I’m not there yet. I’m sorry, damn it. I am trying! That is what I get for slacking off at the gym. It’s fine! We are not done with this conversation. We are not done.
I’m supposed to wear glasses. Big fat freaking Bifocals. I prefer to wear them, I can not HANDLE putting something on my own face that can fog up and leave me BLIND. And when you’re a goofball they are always flying off of your face! I’m done. I’m dealing with it. Tape em up likeContinue reading “Sí”
Your Name Engraved Herein (2020) Was a BEAUTIFUL freaking movie. Oh my God that was amazing. Holy Crap. No. no. FUCK your Brokeback Mountain-THAT is what we are looking for with “complicated”. I never fell in love with any classmates. Unless you count that bitch, Justin. Gross. And I had no clue until adulthood. JasonContinue reading “Wave”
The term “Reverse Skarsgård” just popped into my head. Tall and Yellow Hair vs Short and Brown Hair. Reverse Skarsgård B-Side Skarsgård Have fun with that. That one hurt.
Better Strut “No skips, swear to God.” Jolt.
Witch Music!! I freaking love songs that sound magic. Yes!! Fuck you, I don’t care. I do not care.
When I first started watching Revenge I thought I identified with Madeleine Stowe’s Victoria Grayson. It wasn’t far off. My Mother also had long black hair. I assumed that was why I loved her, she reminded me of my Mother (or myself). Then, CONRAD starts showing his true self, INCLUDING the fact that he lovesContinue reading “Gray”
My favorite tv show right now is (Netflix Name) Bring it on, Ghost! with Taecyeon It has been my favorite since I saw it earlier this year. I really like it. I like all of it.
I am a grown-ass man And I am going to justify this cup of coffee. I am go-ing to justify this cup of coffee. Yes, at 8:30! Yes, with fig-newtowns, yes! Five of them! I got shit to do! He’s quitting coffee. It’s fine.
I have a new obsession. Come with me now. Netflix. Oh My Ghost (2015) You don’t even know. When she put those bells around her neck?!? “Im the only one who can hear it and who can take it off.” OWNED just like that, it’s over I’m on Episode 6, and at least twice perContinue reading “Oh.”
Will be Chicken Sandwiches with Mayo, Pickles and Cheese, Paired with Water And a knock off MegaRed so I don’t freakin’ die. And I better not hear any shit about it. I KNOW, it’s 3-o-clock. What kind of psychopath actually eats lunch at noon? is my question.
Once, in gym class I was running recklessly fast and I pitched forward. I was going so fast, I rolled and came right back up running, faster, to the shouts of delight. My PE Teacher and one wide-eyed popular boy had seen it. I acted like it didn’t happen. I felt like a fucking PowerContinue reading “Weeeeeeee”
I woke up in a mood. Number 4 is the saddest thing you ever heard. You think you’re ready, but she will break you. 🎶Whatever You Say🎶
My Favorite thing to do with my Father was look for arrowheads. I didn’t care for fishing, but I loved the woods. I swam in many a river. When we were little, our Dad taught us how arrowheads shine light a light when the sun is right. And how a heavy rain washes them out.Continue reading “Fave”
I’m not writing 37 of these today. I will say, If you set up the coffee every time you finish drinking coffee, You never have to worry about it. There it is. 🎶Push Da Button🎶
I had a disturbing dream about killer whales. More specifically, a huge pod (thousands). Feeding. Somehow, we were allegedly safe because they were focused on other food. We were travelling in the middle of an orca feeding frenzy to stay safe from the greater danger outside, that drove us into the chaos. Even in myContinue reading “Last Night”
They’re all slowjams. ……….. What I meant to say is that I’m grateful. I was about to give up until The Cafe. I didn’t say that. Don’t give up, you should listen to it. Must By 2PM. You Must. So, it’s a groovin’ album? No, the old bitch gets it. I get it. He saidContinue reading “6:45”