I just got the “bullshit is that you” look at the gym, and that is always nice. I turn a pretty color in the sun. Cut to me, trying to apply enough sunblock. Before that, someone watched me consume my entire meal today and I wasn’t sure whether to be horrified or flattered. I’m choosingContinue reading “On the Upside”
Tag Archives: 2022
About Last Night
(Rated TV-MA!) Owwchies. I ate it so hard tonight… undeniable shit show tonight. I don’t know what happened, except maybe that I wasn’t balanced, if you understand. Twice now my instincts told me not to go up, and I did it anyway, and twice I went down in flames. Hey, fun fact, I am aContinue reading “About Last Night”
Don’t
get nervous Don’t get nervous Don’t get nervous, GO! And if you do get nervous, use it. GO!
Reset
My insomnia is bucking like it always does this time of year. We both kind of hate spring. You think late winter is bleak but I hate the heat. Summer will be better. I’ve had a wheeze since COVID and all I can think of is right now how to alleviate the embarrassing thing. FreakingContinue reading “Reset”
Content
POV-I’m just trying to live my life and make a TikTok and my mofo phone has died seven mofo times. I had to walk away. Don’t be Kirby with the Hammer… Don’t be Kirby. “Update” my ass. I’m tired of smart phones anyway, I know I have to have at least one, fuck the world,Continue reading “Content”
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Take Me Away
I think I murdered the soundtrack today I have no alibi, I will not be answering questions at this time. It’s chaos. His mind is chaos. I heard somewhere that as people age they start hating music that is current and I said, No, thank you. Music is inherently good, it’s just terrible artists. YouContinue reading “Take Me Away”
W.D.
Yesterday, I had to do some driving. Last Night, I had a crazy dream. Here we go. So, the trip I took yesterday involved a lot of back roads. At the opening of the dream, the sky was sunless but not full dark. In this dream, I could run really fast. What I am tellingContinue reading “W.D.”
Pleaster
Hello, Hello!! Welcome Back! First off, let me say, Sorry for the absence of any decent content in so long. He is in charge of a frozen continent and sometimes the waters surrounding this bitch get choppy. You are welcome here, and I am glad to have you. Today is as good as any toContinue reading “Pleaster”
Poof
On vacation, I went outside to smoke. The smoking area was very blah. I saw some stairs going down. The stairs looked very Westworld. It was all open air and concrete. One floor down it looked the same, On the second landing it turned into a horror movie. On the lowest level there was aContinue reading “Poof”
Tonight’s Episode
Will be Chakram. Season 5 Edpisode 2. Featuring Big Sexy And Brokeback HailMary. If you get that joke we should be friends. hit me up. And Clover Valley Jesus. (Ugh.) hate Eli. I’m sorry. Hate him hate him hate him, I’m sorry. There are some very racist episodes of Xena Warrior Princess….. Like that blackfaceContinue reading “Tonight’s Episode”
Today’s Episode
Insomnia won the night. I’m just now getting to sleep. DON’T JUDGE ME, BITCH! Today’s Episode is Fallen Angel. Season 5. I’m totally about to snore. I don’t care.
Bam
Don’t get nervous. Don’t get nervous. GO. And Use It if you do.
Tonight’s Episode
I love everyone. Please be careful. Be kind, but don’t take any shit. Sorry it’s been so long since I posted anything substantial. We’ll get back on track Tonight’s Episode is Little Problems Season 5
Tonight’s Episode
Yesterday, I put my earrings back in after not wearing them for a year. I have been in various degrees of defensive dress for a while. It’s Enough. You Potato. I look much better with them in. I’m sorry if earrings offend you, it is not really my choice. Pardon me- My earlobes aren’t asContinue reading “Tonight’s Episode”
Last Night
I had a very long dream. I was a kid again, which always makes me uncomfortable. It was all an Experiment. We were in this large group and there was a separate group of adult researchers. It was very Inventing Anna meets The Lord of the Flies I can only remember the last scene. AllContinue reading “Last Night”
🎶Alright🎶
I’m feeling this. I was not starting. what I meant to say was *Nothing!* Just a pretty man in a corset. (Corset? Probably not the right word, have mercy.) That’s how you get a dollar fifty is what that is. I do have a Jackson Wang joke, Imagine we’re playing i’d rather. “I would ratherContinue reading “🎶Alright🎶”
Tonight’s Episode
Is Takes One To Know One Season 4 I can’t, let’s just get some rest.
Tonight’s Episode
Will be The Quest, Starring- followed by A Neccesary Evil Join me, won’t you? I have got to start going to bed earlier. Don’t be an insomniac, you guys. For Cereal. A Necessary Evil is all about the way Callisto looks at Gabrielle right after she bashes Her. It gets me every time. I knowContinue reading “Tonight’s Episode”
Power
I’m not on anyone’s side, I am not on anyone’s side… He did laugh at the joke. That probably hurt, both of them. That could easily make me lose my composure. I’m ignorant, I thought Jada wore her hair short because it suits her. Had know clue. I just thought it was fierce. I don’tContinue reading “Power”
Yesterday
(pardon me) Yesterday, Was some bullshit. My family got in my head. (My Fault) I knew I had been being too nice. And you start thinking that maybe Walder Frey was justified… And you stop, because- no he was not. Ooooohh it hurt so bad. Good luck next time you cheap bread eating–YOU KNOW WHAT?-I’mContinue reading “Yesterday”
Tonight’s Episode
Will be Return of Callisto Featuring Season 2. Followed by Intimate Stranger Love her. Love Callisto, Love their dynamic. Because a Bitch gets it, is why Good night. Sweet Dreams. 🌹 PS- She did murder her, now. That in itself would prove a motive for everything else she did. Just saying. Already killed her family,Continue reading “Tonight’s Episode”
Workout Playlist (Today)
Happy Spring!!! I hope your Week is good.💋❤️💕 Let’s hope this season is better. 🍀💰♻️ 💜 ☀️🌕🔒 Stay safe. 🌹 🕯
Yesterday,
I got a boost that I needed. Fuck, I wish we weren’t all fighting right now. I got some writing done just now, it makes me happy. Good lord I hope I don’t die poor. Be Thee Fortunate.
Alvin Zhou
Could Get It Behave! He’s not even 30! Mr. Dirty Mind. I’m trying!!! So all I had seen were his personal YouTube, where he takes 1,000 years to make the best food ever made? You know the ones. He doesn’t talk in those videos which I am a fan of. What I did not knowContinue reading “Alvin Zhou”
Today
Apologies for the absence, How did you manage without me?! I hope you are safe, and I hope you are as close to happy as you can be right now. Don’t take any shit. Fuck them.
Super Sentai Zyuranger
Is so much better than Power Rangers!! Oh my God Goushi is so freakin’ HOT. Geki makes Jason look worn out. I’m sorry! It’s the truth It so good. I am LOVING THIS. Bandora!! The backstory!! I need it!! Power Rangers is trash.
👑QUEENS👑
On ABC (streaming on Hulu) Is so freaking good, Oh My God. Episode Four Death at a Funeral.
Wolves
I just started The Witcher Season One Episode Four Oh my God Papa is working that hair. Never liked Him as Superman. This guy could come over today. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY. What kind of bullshit is a Love Holiday in the dead of winter? That is RIDICULOUS. “Love Each Other!” “And NO Picnics!”
Ummmmm
Can you see me??
The Way Down
I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to Hairpiece and Busted David Hasselhoff. HBO Holy Crap I’m just saying I am just saying If She’d had a biscuit maybe that skin would’ve hung right. I’m just saying.
Idol
Last Night, I dreamt of a sanging reality show. I was in the cheap seats. Duh. A Girl came on stage and began to slay. Immediately, just Whitney Houston killing it. Dead silence from the crowd, they weren’t reacting because the girl was Asian. I screamed my head off for Her. and then “Fuck Them!”Continue reading “Idol”
Bad Religion
It was shortly after Mother’s absence when I started having to rage on my Father and Brother. Already sad Already furious They expected me to carry on, AND clean up the emotional muck of the Family like I had done when we were all present AND they wanted to tear me down to degrade meContinue reading “Bad Religion”
The Legend of Vox Machina
Is rocking my world right now. Does not disappoint. Amazon Prime, oh my god, it is so good. Avatar for Grownups, so good. I love the darkness. LOVING THIS. Apparently, I’ve been missing out. Dungeons and Dragons is alright. And now I get to watch Critical Role
Remember
How hopeful you felt in early 2016? AS IF it was all 2020, As if the last freaking while hasn’t been dreadful. Doesn’t mean it’ll be bad forever. It’ll get better. I don’t know how, but it will.
Glitter
Because of the lies little gay children are taught, I did not believe that there was such a thing as consensual sex between two people of the same sex. EVER. I was told there is no reason for that to ever happen and that there was certainly no happiness to be found. While happiness isContinue reading “Glitter”
Shorty
Trying out new workout clothes. I like the reaction to the pants, only the type I don’t mind looking at me look at me in pants. I tried some shorts. They are too short. My legs are pretty I know that If people wouldn’t stare it would be nice, it was my own fault. We’llContinue reading “Shorty”
Kevin Williamson
Could Get It Guess who didn’t know who you were Sir. Said the Scary Looking Man I didn’t know what a big deal you were. We should be friends. It always comes out as sexual aggression I’m just drawn to brilliance. No. No. I do not need to defend that smokestack to you. I seeContinue reading “Kevin Williamson”
Complete Strangers
Was the worst (Check, one, two) The Worst thing I have ever seen in my life. I only watched the end, I can not. I am incapable, Because I Cannot. Older than me in that thirsty bitch underwear You are not slick. I’m sorry. So bad, it was so bad. The Eyes of Tammy FayeContinue reading “Complete Strangers”
Miss Granny
Was the best thing I have seen in a WHILE. Netflix. Change your life. I laughed so hard.
Weight
Wait! I have a better one! (Actual) Story Time. It’s one for the senses. Today, we will hear the story of how I almost fainted in the steam room. It happened this afternoon after my workout. It has never happened before. Usually, I like to pace in the steam room, which only works when thereContinue reading “Weight”
C.D.
Last night, I had a crazy dream. First, the air all around was lit the blue-gray color of sunset. The feel at first was certainly more horror. Some crazy shit was happening, or had happened and we were trying to stop it or prevent it from happening. I don’t know. Also, at the beginning ofContinue reading “C.D.”
Heal
I got a juicer this year. I am never going back! You can’t afford not to, is what it is. When you are rinsing out a glass that has had natural juice in it, you can just use water and it comes right off. If you rinse out a glass that had soda or storeContinue reading “Heal”
OMG
Wait for the chorus. There it is https://youtu.be/niG3YMU6jFk
Quest
When it comes to death and the afterlife, I can admit that I am unsure. I don’t know if there is such a thing as an afterlife. Or an immortal soul. (There is no such thing as death if this a Simulation.) At one point in my life I was such a true believer inContinue reading “Quest”
Chantarctica 