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Royal

I just need my classmates to acknowledge that I would’ve won. I need to hear you say it. They were all Human, I was only PART Human. I could survive outside and it was the law, y’all. It would have been a different movie. If I had to I would’ve tried to get everyone atContinue reading “Royal”

Gon-e

I met Ron Jeremy at the FAIRFIELD INN in Dothan. There was a Courtyard right next door. …..Budgets. I had not seen any of his movies but I had seen Orgazmo. (*Have not. Woof) I knew I recognized him, which I’m sure he gets a LoT. He said, “I’m an actor.” Kinda defensively. I didn’tContinue reading “Gon-e”

Kirby

My mind lets go of it, I had a weird dream about a big metal building that was in the snow. I assume Antarctica. I was broken and odd. I remembered it initially but I don’t think I got to it quick enough. I want a good one. I’m just saying it’s been a WHILEContinue reading “Kirby”

Workout List (Today)

I had to redo this, I was hitting the skip button too much. I came up with something new. 💜💜💜💜

Live

I saw these when they came out “JUST STOP THAT TICKING!” It changed my Life “How ’bout Some Ice?” It was with my favorite roommate. We could not get over Her. My Favorite Comedy is where a normal person is driven to go off. I love it. “WILL YOU STOP THE CLOCK WHILE I LOOKContinue reading “Live”

🎶🎶🎶Today🎶🎶🎶

Represent Show ‘Em Where It Is! Oh!

HOW

Here’s a question- How (in the world) does wanting to sleep with someone who’s more masculine make you less gay? I’ll wait. That is incorrect. I once overheard a boy say, “It isn’t gay if it’s Chanzy.” It made me angry. Everything makes me angry but that one I remember. It cannot be “less gay”.Continue reading “HOW”

Poll

I am freaked out over Afghanistan. People think I’m all Rah-Rah but no, that was a fiasco. I’m a patriot, not a moron. Just in case you were wondering, I’m just trying to behave. It never should’ve happened. I cannot think about the Women or my Brothers and Sisters, and I CERTAINLY cannot think aboutContinue reading “Poll”

A.G.

Amazing Grace Faith Fellowship Google that shit, if you ever wonder. I was part of the 1st congregation. And I helped recruit people who I assume still go there. I really wanted to behave. Please understand, I truly believed the bullshit about being cured. But no. Assembly ain’t scared this Bitch. You better come correct.Continue reading “A.G.”

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Yes Mam. (And I hate it when people say that.)

UP

I keep thinking I’m 30 even though I am aware that I’m not. People in their late 20’s are alright. I usually think they’re only a couple of years off, right? Try SEVEN, you Haggard-Ass Bitch. He’s Fine. He is thrilled with every bit of time He gets. And I face the aging thing hard.Continue reading “UP”

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

This made my day. No, I’m not jealous, you are jealous. Is He? Yes, he is. Working Those High Waisted Jeans. With Zero Fear. The Audacity. No, I am not jealous. May I call him “Great White Shirt”? No? May I call him “Jeans”? Work Work WORK Eyes on the Target. I wish he wasContinue reading “🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶”

Doing Time on Maple Drive

This movie is a freaking MESS. And my Husband is a Double Mess for making me watch it. Him- “It gets worse” Me- “It Cannot get worse.” Found it on YouTube Change Your Life

BDAY

My Birthday is next week. Every year before my Birthday, I get stressed. It is weird because I love being alive and I’m prouder every year. It’s a weird anxiety thing. Last year, it was so bad I was passing blood. This year, I’m just overly anxious. It is an improvement. I’ll never be satisfiedContinue reading “BDAY”

BUTCH (Repost)

It is a fact that the guys in my class would invite me to all kinds of butch outdoor activities, and I would turn THEM DOWN! What the fuck is wrong with me? I always said, “No. I ain’t doing that.” Oh yeah, the guys in my class were actually (mostly) decent wannabe gentlemen. TheContinue reading “BUTCH (Repost)”

Roar

I have to exercise before I get in the tub! I keep forgetting and I can’t put it off! DAMN IT!-DAMN IT!-DAMN IT! As Shelley Long once said. He was so tired and grouchy this morning he broke down and drank coffee. Yeah, today is MARVELOUS. And now I have to SWEAT. He’s fine, it’sContinue reading “Roar”

SNATCH

I am so sorry and I’ve been sorry since it happened. This is something I meant to do long before now. I saw something happen and I never said anything to anyone. I saw this happen with my own eyes. Here we go. One day, near the end of a school year (or a break),Continue reading “SNATCH”

Today’s Breakfast

Will be Apples Paired with Kale Served with Green Tea and Honey. And I better not hear any shit about it. 💜 Gross. That Kale was dry as the desert. Moving on.

🎶Sun🎶

Oh my God It is there. Right There.

Brother

My older Brother and I were encouraged to (supposed to) carry short sticks everywhere. I never understood. I thought it was about animals. But we were also supposed to go at each other randomly. He was superior at launching an attack. I was better at defense. I didn’t get it until they taught us aboutContinue reading “Brother”

Mornin’

Tea’s ready, if you want YES, I put sugar in my tea! What?? Deal with it.

Move

What is that dance move called where someone leans back and furiously kicks as high as possible, straight up in the air? I’d like to suggest “the Omega”. It is a finishing move. That is fucking magic. If you’ve ever seen it you have been blessed. And you have lost. I don’t know how youContinue reading “Move”

🎶🎶OMG🎶🎶

I am all the way here for this.

Tonight’s Movie

Will be Friday the 13th (1980) 9:35P.M. Join us, won’t you? (That was a messed up movie.) The first time a guy caught my attention his name was Jason. *********** If you don’t count that babysitter I took a nap on. Listen, I was in 1st grade. He was napping, it looked comfortable, what canContinue reading “Tonight’s Movie”

True

I don’t know how I know, but Female Sex Workers (most Sex Workers) have no time for homosexual men. I thought it was the “no business” aspect. It’s because the Homos will beat any price.* I don’t know how I know, but it’s true. (Or you know, whatever, if I gotta go there.) (One dayContinue reading “True”

Split

After Highschool I found a home with my Gay Family in Dothan. What I never realized until recently was I have more contact with Black People in Slocomb. Our school hadn’t been integrated long, but it was split pretty evenly. Teachers still dogged out Black and Hispanic kids. Slocomb was half segregated, and Dothan wasContinue reading “Split”

Meat

It was tenth grade(?). My acne was finally easing off, it had me four solid years. I was about 16. I was in my bathroom having a panic attack. I couldn’t even settle into my clear face because my body started to swell. And I got oily again, leading to more flare ups. I justContinue reading “Meat”

North

North of Boston I don’t know why I do this to You or myself. Some parts of it seem off, but it has got the Bone Structure, Honey. I cannot go on. I know this is terrible, but if there isn’t an interior pool with a view of the ocean, I’m out. But you knowContinue reading “North”

Mornin’

He said With an aching foot. I think it is the last day. I freaking hope so.

Dreams II

I can feel a specific type of dream brewing. My mind was getting ready for it last night. It is a puzzle dream of some type. There will be others. I hope so, anyway. I want names. (Stephenie? Was Your Name Stephenie? Attractive Tall, short Auburn Hair, glasses? It’s alright.) I can’t know. It feelsContinue reading “Dreams II”

Other Kids

Were playing with cars and I was learning how to make dream-catchers and shit. They do work, and the answer is psychological. When you make a dream catcher you’re supposed to let the nightmare have at you in every way it wants to come. It hurts, but it gives you something to do with yourContinue reading “Other Kids”

Made

When I was younger I loved watching my Mother put on makeup. It was like watching her get ready for War. She didn’t get ready like she was so pretty, she went at her appearance like a savage and fought it into submission. You know what is appealing? Someone who can do everything with brushes.Continue reading “Made”

Splash

I used to swim in rivers in the rural panhandle. People talk about Aligators and Water-moccasins but they miss the Gar. Those Hillbilly Piranha? Oh my God, you never know what the river will feel like when you get in it which is weird for my OCD but alright. I love to swim. I alwaysContinue reading “Splash”

Tonight’s Movie

Will be A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). 8:45 Showing Join us, won’t you? Peacock will let you stream them and Prime.

Nevertheless

That is the post. You gotta watch Nevertheless on Netflix. The last scene between Yoon Sol & Seo Ji-Wan had me very content. Oh my Gahd.

Today🎶

Changed my Mind at the last second-

Waffle House

Is Open. We are having garlic bread and Spaghetti Sauce. Come on in.

I Think

I would like to start capitalizing on everyone’s obsession with small town life, please. I think so. He said, eyes gone mad.

Bookfair

History has always been my favorite subject. I didn’t even know it until after I was done with school. (He’s a goober.) As far as history goes, I’ve always thought that understanding history is essential to a better future. Patterns repeat themselves. That’s why old people walk around sounding like prophets and shit. When IContinue reading “Bookfair”

First

When I first got out on my own my Mother gave me some good advice. She said, “Don’t sleep with anyone.” It was the Exact opposite of what EveryOne else was saying. Basically, it was the 6 Month rule. I know she was worried about me picking up something from a VERY small dating pool.Continue reading “First”

Lights

Before I was afraid of the dark, I would nap outside at anytime, wherever I found a spot. When you live out in the country you can do that. I’d always get sleepy a sunset, doze off for an hour and get home before the stars were out. So. What HAPPENED WAS I passed outContinue reading “Lights”

Stormy

My Baby My Baby

2PM

Should Host SNL in the States With musical guest 2PM Set it up. If they even would. I loved there appliance on SNL THAT would be entertaining.

Bull

There were two boys named Zach and Daniel. Zach was in my circle of people. Daniel was big fat jerk. Daniel would find some reason to mock me everytime I saw him, usually in front of other. Classic Jerk Bully. Honestly, nothing super rough just a mean-ass. Zacharias was a fucking Monster. He would waitContinue reading “Bull”

My People

Only respect power. That is IT. I’m not there yet. I’m sorry, damn it. I am trying! That is what I get for slacking off at the gym. It’s fine! We are not done with this conversation. We are not done.

Sí

I’m supposed to wear glasses. Big fat freaking Bifocals. I prefer to wear them, I can not HANDLE putting something on my own face that can fog up and leave me BLIND. And when you’re a goofball they are always flying off of your face! I’m done. I’m dealing with it. Tape em up likeContinue reading “Sí”

Wave

Your Name Engraved Herein (2020) Was a BEAUTIFUL freaking movie. Oh my God that was amazing. Holy Crap. No. no. FUCK your Brokeback Mountain-THAT is what we are looking for with “complicated”. I never fell in love with any classmates. I did have a secret codeword with one of my best friends as well. (“Punk”Continue reading “Wave”