Yesterday, I put my earrings back in after not wearing them for a year. I have been in various degrees of defensive dress for a while. It’s Enough. You Potato. I look much better with them in. I’m sorry if earrings offend you, it is not really my choice. Pardon me- My earlobes aren’t asContinue reading “Tonight’s Episode”
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🎶Alright🎶
I’m feeling this. I was not starting. what I meant to say was *Nothing!* Just a pretty man in a corset. (Corset? Probably not the right word, have mercy.) That’s how you get a dollar fifty is what that is. I do have a Jackson Wang joke, Imagine we’re playing i’d rather. “I would ratherContinue reading “🎶Alright🎶”
Yesterday
(pardon me) Yesterday, Was some bullshit. My family got in my head. (My Fault) I knew I had been being too nice. And you start thinking that maybe Walder Frey was justified… And you stop, because- no he was not. Ooooohh it hurt so bad. Good luck next time you cheap bread eating–YOU KNOW WHAT?-I’mContinue reading “Yesterday”
Today
Apologies for the absence, How did you manage without me?! I hope you are safe, and I hope you are as close to happy as you can be right now. Don’t take any shit. Fuck them.
Dragons
I’m still mad about the Gulf of Mexico. You still got like a billion barrels of oil in the basement? I see you, bitch. That’s HOW YOU GET SEA-MONSTERS, BY THE WAY Just so you KNOW. Because a bitch is not tryin’ to wake the Dragonzord, is why. 🐉
Flossie Sue
It’s Chambord And Blackberry Ginger ale It tastes like a wine cooler. Change your life. Flossie Sue, girl what you gonna do? It’s Saturday night, I never drink. Fuck it.
Workout Playlist Today
(In alphabetical order because my headphones 🎧 save everything that way, deal with it.🇦🇶) I hate exercise as much as I love not being grotesquely obese. good music helps.
Chantarctica 