Today I was able to get to the gym and that was nice. On the way home from the gym, my tire went out and I got stuck. Thankfully, and you won’t hear me say this much- There was a church, a big, blessedly empty church, so I pulled into their drive way. Thankfully, IContinue reading “Goodnight”
The power’s out So it’s you, me and Who’s Afraid of Vaginia Woolf. “You laughed your goddamned head off.” In the candlelight. Happy Tuesday.
Today has been something. As soon as I woke up I went to the gym. On the way there my legs and glutes were beginning to pre-cramp, so that kept me out of the pool. The only thing I could do was lay outside and go to the steam room. I was exhausted by theContinue reading “Duran Duran”
I think I murdered the soundtrack today I have no alibi, I will not be answering questions at this time. It’s chaos. His mind is chaos. I heard somewhere that as people age they start hating music that is current and I said, No, thank you. Music is inherently good, it’s just terrible artists. YouContinue reading “Take Me Away”
Happy Spring!!! I hope your Week is good.💋❤️💕 Let’s hope this season is better. 🍀💰♻️ 💜 ☀️🌕🔒 Stay safe. 🌹 🕯
I came into the mirrored room. So upset, so angry, and humiliated. That intro hit my ears like salvation. The response from my body was immediate That switch flipped. *Skips into motion* It was very Flashdance Because of the my emotional state, I was able to let go and let the music take me. IContinue reading “Pattitude”
Trying out new workout clothes. I like the reaction to the pants, only the type I don’t mind looking at me look at me in pants. I tried some shorts. They are too short. My legs are pretty I know that If people wouldn’t stare it would be nice, it was my own fault. We’llContinue reading “Shorty”
Wait! I have a better one! (Actual) Story Time. It’s one for the senses. Today, we will hear the story of how I almost fainted in the steam room. It happened this afternoon after my workout. It has never happened before. Usually, I like to pace in the steam room, which only works when thereContinue reading “Weight”
Happy New Year. It was 80 freaking degrees today. The world is dying while our leaders fuck up after fuck up. I cannot. I refuse to let this year be shit. Not in this trailer park. Not Today. First of all, you can do whatever you want. You just have to be ruthless and strong,Continue reading “First”
I Am thinking. Of shaving my head. I’ve had the same hair a little too long. I never do anything with it. Last night might have been the decider. You know who is worth a gillion dollars? Jason Statham. I know. Good for You, Honey. I didn’t even watch those movies because I felt likeContinue reading “O”
KWAP is not f*cking around Damn Straight.
I went at that workout. Today, my right tricep is on fire. Because being healthy is pretty new to me, I still have to deal with some baggage from my former lazy thinking. I have had arthritis since I was 25. Basically, it’s Do I want to be perpetually sore? Or Do I want myContinue reading “Yesterday,”
Where I come from, the laws women’s reproductive health were archaic. When I was very young the only women who had access to birth control were married women. That is some toxic male bullshit meant to keep Women in line. What I am sick of seeing are all of these nasty comments like- “You should’veContinue reading “Down”
🎶And Theyll Want to be in my Life🎶
More than once at the Assembly Church, they’d run out of oil in the “fancy” bottle, and they’d break out that Piggly Wiggly Brand Olive Oil. Yes, they did. Yes, they did!They absolutely did that-With-the BS TonguesThey scared the hell outta me.Baptists annoyed meThe Assembly Scared meMethodists Bored meThe Lutherans almost had me, that dragContinue reading “Beacon”
That ref has boundary issues. Why do we need commentary when there’s an audience?Whatever. I am in love. https://youtu.be/FSfvXPaXpn4
I had to redo this, I was hitting the skip button too much. I came up with something new. 💜💜💜💜
I keep thinking I’m 30 even though I am aware that I’m not. People in their late 20’s are alright. I usually think they’re only a couple of years off, right? Try SEVEN, you Haggard-Ass Bitch. He’s Fine. He is thrilled with every bit of time He gets. And I face the aging thing hard.Continue reading “UP”
I have to exercise before I get in the tub! I keep forgetting and I can’t put it off! DAMN IT!-DAMN IT!-DAMN IT! As Shelley Long once said. He was so tired and grouchy this morning he broke down and drank coffee. Yeah, today is MARVELOUS. And now I have to SWEAT. He’s fine, it’sContinue reading “Roar”
I am so sorry and I’ve been sorry since it happened. This is something I meant to do long before now. I saw something happen and I never said anything to anyone. I saw this happen with my own eyes. Here we go. One day, near the end of a school year (or a break),Continue reading “SNATCH”
It was tenth grade(?). My acne was finally easing off, it had me four solid years. I was about 16. I was in my bathroom having a panic attack. I couldn’t even settle into my clear face because my body started to swell. And I got oily again, leading to more flare ups. I justContinue reading “Meat”
I used to swim in rivers in the rural panhandle. People talk about Aligators and Water-moccasins but they miss the Gar. Those Hillbilly Piranha? Oh my God, you never know what the river will feel like when you get in it which is weird for my OCD but alright. I love to swim. I alwaysContinue reading “Splash”
They’re all slowjams. ……….. What I meant to say is that I’m grateful. I was about to give up until The Cafe. I didn’t say that. Don’t give up, you should listen to it. Must By 2PM. You Must. So, it’s a groovin’ album? No, the old bitch gets it. I get it. He saidContinue reading “6:45”
Once, I was working a very labor-intensive job. I loved it. I fucking loved it. I was paid well, and I got to sweat at work so exercise was redundant. I love shit like that. Anyway, the owner’s son was on the same team as me a good deal of the time. We were aboutContinue reading “Demo-n”
When I was home for Father’s Day, we had to drive down lots of country roads. We were in between Florida and Alabama, out in the ether, and something occurred to me. I said, “You would think that being out here, it would be hard to find someone…” I was talking about homosexual intercourse, “butContinue reading “Skittles”
I call the gym Gay Church He is not amused.
Fuck it, right? Let’s talk about high school. I was bright but had superior teachers in Florida. Alabama, except for a handful of brilliant teachers, no thank you. Southeastern education is as terrible as you think. Worse. ANYWAY My Bah Bah eventually let me slide on my grades because of my anxiety. I was aContinue reading “Because”
Be a good Bounty Hunter….nope. I’d pick up smoking again I just know it￼ Be the best pimp… no. I’d mess up men who hurt women for free, and people who own houses are GROSS. Don’t start. Don’t start. GROSS. Be a good cop, don’t wanna. Even though, part of me wishes I had justContinue reading “Gold”
￼I never look as good all day as I do at the gym. It’s aggravating because for the rest of the day, I look like shredded wheat. So, I get 2 hours of strength and coordination only to blunder through the rest of my day with my klutzy-ass and my rusted-tin-man-body…￼? It’s like that, huh?Continue reading “C”
Being able to come home clean from the gym is a luxury I never knew I needed. My last gym was low-rent and the locker room was freaking gross. It was. Im not crazy crazy about the charge at the new place but that locker room is freaking alright. Priceless. I literally just want toContinue reading “Clean”
I went super hard at the gym. Today, I feel like a zombie. All the pressure in my head is right at my forehead and my foot is achy. All the water has receded and the land is dry. I’m tired I’m tired I’m Tired
I haven’t been eating well and today my workout sweat was fucking nasty… Drink more water!
It took three boxes of strips to wax my body. Am I even human? Why is there so much hair on my hands? To what end? I had to do it a day apart so I had one mangy-looking leg for a minute. It hurts so bad. Upside, I was so angry while I wasContinue reading “Max”
Yesterday, I started with an exhausting workout…. and I mean I went at it. I assumed￼ that I’d be spending the day mostly lazy so I went crackers. No harm right? Nope. After my workout, and a long drive, I came home where we ended up moving 2 tons￼ of wood from the front. Today,Continue reading “M.B.”
After seeing the Christmas pictures, tomorrow is a workout day. And a manscaping day. And maybe a finding some super-expired mushrooms day, and a baby sheep sacrifice day, and a RuPaul face-snatcher day. The next million days are workouts day. You better hold that camera￼ up, bitch. Listen to Bop Bop; he loves you. No,Continue reading “You Already Know…”
My Body…. My Body……. …………..my body………. If one of you bitches doesn’t feel sorry for me right now. Yesterday, I was a good person, and went to the gym. I was home by 6:30. (=Good Person) Today, my entire upper body hurts like a motherfucker. Fat is evil. Fat is literal (actual) death creeping upContinue reading “Ugh”
-Updated- Don’t you judge me!
If I had a nickel for every time a full-grown person said they’d had sex with me when they did not, I’d have ten cents. ShitNickel #1– was a nasty-old-man-roommate. I rent a room to because he had a VEHICLE and I did not. He flat out lied on me, and his daughter is smilingContinue reading “2 Nickels”
(In alphabetical order because my headphones 🎧 save everything that way, deal with it.🇦🇶) I hate exercise￼ as much as I love not being grotesquely obese. good music helps.